What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?
Last Updated: 24.06.2025 11:47

Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
Are Plastic Cutting Boards Safe? We Asked Experts - NBC News
No go.
Freaks and Cheeks
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
PoGO This Week (June 2-8): G-Max Rillaboom, Groudon Raids & GO Fest JC - Pokémon GO Hub
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
Another attempt resulted in ...
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
RFK Jr. purges every vaccine adviser on CDC panel; will pick replacements - The Washington Post
Hysterias & Posteriors
They put up a sign reading
Everyone loved it.
Why am I so tired of the keto diet?
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
share office space ...
So, the docs changed it to read
Nintendo Switch 2: the Digital Foundry hardware review - Eurogamer
Loons and Moons
Thumbs down again.
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
Hillary thinks we must censor or "we lose total control". Why does she demand total control?
Then came..
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
Still no good
Will MAGATS boycott Taylor Swift now that she and Travis are supporting Harris?
No way
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
Catatonics & High Colonics
5 takeaways from Seahawks organized team activities | Analysis - The Seattle Times
Still no good.
So they tried
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
Which is a better option, a love marriage or an arranged marriage in India?
Just Forget it!
Unacceptable again!
Minds and Behinds
Why singing is good for your brain, even if you are no Beyoncé - The Washington Post
Nuts and Butts
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
No, not a chance
Analysis & Anal Cysts
—
Next, they tried...
A Cosmic Tech Mystery Results in Literal Lost Souls in This Sci-Fi Short Story - Gizmodo